Funny Things People Say or Do or That I Say or Do

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Mar 9

(Source: threewordphrase)

Mar 9
NOPE.
iheartchaos:

Iced tea flavored Coors Light? It’s coming. Gird your stomachs.
I love iced tea, and I love hard iced tea and Long Island iced tea, but something about iced tea flavored Coors Light makes me want to hurl just thinking about it. But it’s going to be arriving on store shelves in April, and someone’s going to drink the shit.
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NOPE.

iheartchaos:

Iced tea flavored Coors Light? It’s coming. Gird your stomachs.

I love iced tea, and I love hard iced tea and Long Island iced tea, but something about iced tea flavored Coors Light makes me want to hurl just thinking about it. But it’s going to be arriving on store shelves in April, and someone’s going to drink the shit.

Via

Mar 9

Today I learned Kreayshawn has been dead for 15 years. But Sean Kingston looks pretty healthy in these pictures so there’s good news after all!

buzzfeed:

15 years ago today, the greatest rapper ever died. R.I.P Biggie.

[15 GIFs Of The Legendary Notorious B.I.G.]

Mar 9

Son, don't try to play 'make you feel bad' with the Michael Jordan of making you feel bad.

Mar 8

/via Filmdrunk

Mar 7

LOL Tim

Mar 7

Mar 7
bunnyfood:

Truth.

bunnyfood:

Truth.

Mar 7

Grill shopping with Marshawn Lynch. I know at least one of you saw BEEF MOE’S name and clicked as hard as you could.

Mar 7

thedailywhat:

Whoopsie Daisy of the Day: At the opening ceremony of a Kazakh ski festival, a blooper of Borat proportions threatened to make local officials national laughingstocks.

As guests of honor, including regional administration head Nuraly Saduakasov, placed their right hand on their breast and turned toward the flag in preparation for Kazakhstan’s national anthem, the PA system suddenly began blaring Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca.”

The humorous bungle was quickly corrected, but not before the entire embarrassing episode was caught on tape and uploaded online.

[pk.]

Mar 6

Brotacular

thedailywhat:

Brotitles of the Day: To promote his upcoming mashup novel On The Bro’d — a retelling of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road for bros — Mike “Wondertonic” Lachner has released a compilation of classic film scene subtitled for bros.

Dude, this is some solid sh*t, bro. No homo.

[wondertoniconthebrod.]

Mar 6

And that’s how you f**cking advertise.

Mar 5

(Source: johnbelushi)

Mar 5
flyingscotsman:

Droppin’ mad beets (via)

flyingscotsman:

Droppin’ mad beets (via)

Mar 5

Mitch Hedberg in wood relief. I want all of these right now.

bunnyfood:

Mitch Hedburg was so funny

(via xombiedirge:Kiersten Essenpreis)

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