This post from Filmdrunk is absolutely not optional. Text of an actual fan letter to Burt Reynolds reproduced below.
Dear Burt, Hi, you sexy hunk of male meat! I’m 22 years old and 5’4″. My measurements are 36-25-36 but as I’ve learned, it’s not how much you have, it’s how you sling it around. I really dig everything about you. Your looks, your build, your sexy smile and deep bedroom eyes. And your moustache. Say, Burt, that mustache is a real womb broom. My personal goals: 1. To meet Burt Reynolds. 2. To meet Burt Reynolds. 3. To meet Burt Reynolds.
Yours (any time, any place) CONNIE L., LINCOLN, NEB.