This is my Friday
/Receive a default judgment packet for a guy named Alejandro. //Spend next 30 minutes watching Lady Gaga music videos.
GIVE HER MORE GAS! I mean *ahem* watch this commercial for some awards show on MTV.
A Giraffe Fighting a Unicorn inside a Domino's... →
RT @Unsilent: Go to Mitch Hedberg’s new website. http://bit.ly/kBfkgt Now.
Burt Reynolds Fan Mail →
This post from Filmdrunk is absolutely not optional. Text of an actual fan letter to Burt Reynolds reproduced below. Dear Burt, Hi, you sexy hunk of male meat! I’m 22 years old and 5’4″. My measurements are 36-25-36 but as I’ve learned, it’s not how much you have, it’s how you sling it around. I really dig everything about you. Your looks, your build, your sexy smile and deep bedroom eyes. And...
In-N-Out v. Shake Shack v. Five Guys →
Thought I don’t think it’s a fair fight (with In-N-Out being a true fast food burger at about half the price of Shake Shack), the West Coast represents hard here.
Hey jerk, stop making the rest of us look so bad.
Be my motherlover, Justin. thedailywhat: SNL Promos of the Day: Justin Timberlake is hosting the season finale of Saturday Night Live this week, with musical guest Lady Gaga. In case you forgot how JT should be the show’s permanent host, here he is promoting his appearance alongside the nitrous to his oxide, Andy Samberg. [snl.]